Oh Toby, you’re my best friend. I wouldn’t trade you for the world.
Not even for a newer, fluffier puppy?
Not even for the fluffiest puppy in the world.
Not even for a dollar.
Money can’t compare to you. I wouldn’t trade you for the world.
Not even for a pony?
Toby, you know that’s unfair. I’ve always wanted a pony.
Not even for a donut?
Is it a sprinkled donut?
Oh swizzle sticks! You know I can’t resist rainbow sprinkles.
What if someone offered you a chance to be a princess?
Does it come with a castle?
Yes, one with a drawbridge, a moat, and maybe a pet dragon.
You know that’s a once in a lifetime offer!
But if I traded you, then I wouldn’t have anyone to ride the pony with. I couldn’t possibly eat the whole donut myself. And that castle would be awfully lonely without you.
What if it was a pony-filled castle with a donut-breathing pet dragon?
Toby, I wouldn’t trade you for the world.